why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
(Source: postllimit, via always-singhal)
i become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me i cannot control what my body does
This is my girlfriend
no im not
There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.
Nature is a wonder.
I was being 100% serious.
"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."