A little of me

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit, via always-singhal)

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nayx:

welltorn:

nayx:

i become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me i cannot control what my body does

This is my girlfriend

no im not

(via always-singhal)

— 6 hours ago with 171365 notes

q2k:

q2k:

There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.

Nature is a wonder.

image

I was being 100% serious.

(via crime-of-the-century)

— 6 hours ago with 15587 notes

paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

(via always-singhal)

— 6 hours ago with 118658 notes
"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."
Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

(via always-singhal)

— 6 hours ago with 127230 notes

sarahvernons:

Community Panel at San Diego Comic Con 2014

— 6 hours ago with 6 notes

wherethewildeethingsare:

thattinycookiemonster:

wherethewildeethingsare:

thattinycookiemonster:

My boyfriend’s facial hair tickles my lips

Chante go to bed, there are children on this website

Buuuuuuut

Imma pray for you and your nasty ways

(via always-singhal)

— 6 hours ago with 21 notes

amerikhantrash:

Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.

(Source: wellmuddasick, via bitofashock)

— 6 hours ago with 281308 notes
"LOOK AT THE CAT"
me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)

(via size10plz)

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athomewithmargaery:

mountains-of-destiny:

If y’all need proof of the power of a haircut and facial hair—-this is the same guy

image

this is fucked up. this fucked me up.

(via size10plz)

— 6 hours ago with 121403 notes